Gordoman

An all-powerful super-being that can bend the space/time continuum at will. It is commonly viewed as an omniscient life form who's divine powers are capable of blessing its followers. Few may argue that "Gordoman" existed before the very first deities.

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The power of "Gordoman" is emulated in the Sega Genesis game: Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine.

Dude, that dope-ass Gordoman just saved your life!

Gordoman by Kevin Grumbles April 16, 2009

gordmans 

A sexual position in which one would have some poor bastards mother.

Gordmans is what one would call your mom when she's in the fetal position with ones dick in her ass.

Friend #1 "Dude I just tried to gordmans your mom and it worked!" Friend #2 "Well I hope you cleaned the sheets afterwards."

gordmans by Forces95 May 31, 2017