monkeyhumper 

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.

Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.

monkeyhumper by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

monkeyhumper 

Monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic's disease. They have an alarming urge to have anal sex with monkeys. please see also:
queer
homo
buttfucker
and my favorite
rimjob

That monkeyhumper just doesn't know when to quit humping, does he? When they bleed you just have to give up.

monkeyhumper by michaellee33 April 5, 2005

MonkeyHump 

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.

Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.

MonkeyHump by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017

monkey humper 

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

monkey humper by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009

Purple Flying Monkey Humper 

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Purple Flying Monkey Humper by jacksalot July 12, 2009