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kitten food 

Food that's basically for kittens.
Feed the kittens kitten food.
kitten food by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Cat's fur for kitten's britches. 

My Grandmother used this phrase whenever she didn't want us to know what something was.
Example: What am I getting for Christmas? Her answer was "Cat's fur for kitten's britches." meaning none of your business. Grandmom was born in 1905 so it goes back at least that far.

forfeit kitten 

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
forfeit kitten by Unkle G March 5, 2009

chowder for the kitten 

fuckin the pu$$y so raw that when you both cum, it makes a tasty clam chowder:)
dude i really brought the chowder for the kitten for bethany last night! she fuckin screamed!!

Forever Kitten 

A AAA company owned by Joel and Brian.
Forever Kitten is a great company
Forever Kitten by Vikraant March 4, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026