man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.

"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"

man padding by clarendonnights April 8, 2009

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man pudding

A dollop of sperm.

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?

man pudding by Dead April 22, 2003

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man-pudding

Use your imagination...Wanna try mine???

I like my man-pudding when it's warm!
MMMM PIE!!! (Weeble's stuff right here, fo' shizzl:-)

man-pudding by j-dawg134531 August 6, 2006

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Man Pudding

A derogatory term for extra thick seamen/sperm

Guido was wanking off and made Man Pudding

Man Pudding by Raven2099 May 18, 2008

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another man's pudding

having sex with someone else's partner

I will never eat another man's pudding

another man's pudding by Uz- Warrington July 13, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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