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Spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas 

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.
"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.
Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Bean Cat 

(Bean Smacked) adjective. An Individual that abuses illegal substances.
Andy did you see that Bean Cat over there?" "Holy Shit he is totally Bean Smacked!
Bean Cat by Scotengus June 17, 2010

Hot Bean Cat 

to cut off the penis and testicles of a man while he is erect, taking said penis and slapping it across another person's or said male's face.

Resulting in the penis ejaculating and spraying cum on the slapped surface.
"Man, last night Jerry's girlfriend hot bean cated him"
"ow, that sucks."
Hot Bean Cat by ScriptWorthy November 13, 2011

Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville 

A corrupt, dictating tyrant who is bad tempered and easily annoyed but you can't help yourself from annoying him nonetheless
Sir lima bean leam the cat and jack russell ambassador of Toryville is a deviant and manipulative head boy and with regards of vengeance we should annoy him
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026