4 definitions by gruntyphish

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Euphemism for anal sex - eg. performing a colonoscopy with a swollen penis

My girlfriend was really drunk the other night so I gave her a swollenoscopy

by gruntyphish July 01, 2010

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.

"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"

by gruntyphish September 25, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 05, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Anal sex.

She was really, really drunk so she let me have a go at catching the dusky fish.

by gruntyphish October 01, 2009

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.