crotchdog

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.

The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.

by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

Crotchdog

The male version of a cameltoe.

That guy needs to adjust his pants because I can see his "crotchdog"!

by GrndMffTrn March 8, 2021