by gjasdlkfh July 6, 2005
The act of your balls slapping against a girl's backside during intercourse while your penis goes in and out. The baguette and the dinner rolls.
Man, I was going to static cling that girl but my balls got in the way. So instead, we bread basketed all night long.
by MomarVanDerCamp February 11, 2011
by Bobbo15 March 14, 2008
An acceptable way to refer to female genetalia on Subtext, as coined by Michellionaire. Moderator will not ******* it out!
Hey fellas, me and my bread basket will be alone tonight unless you send me a private message! SUBTEXT RULES!
by taytaytaytay March 23, 2007
An nonspecific unit of measurement used to quantitate anything, ranging anywhere from lengths, sizes, weights, loudness, boss battles, recockulessness, etc. Other uses: Bushel Basket (5 Bread Baskets), Jesus Bread Basket (a Bread Basket worth of Bread Baskets), Holy Mother of Basketed Bread (a Break Basket so large and mystical that is believed to have spurned the Big Bang), the Frodo Bread Basket(a Bread Basket thats not quite a Basketful of Bread)
Dylan: What would you do in a zombie apocalypse?
Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.
Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.
Danny: That's easy, i'd kill all the zombies, dumbshit.
Dylan:...funny thing about the zombie apocalypse, there would definitely be a Jesus Bread Basket worth of zombies.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
by jackintheboxboomheadshot June 29, 2010
by Gracietea October 13, 2017