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Breastivities 

The proceedings or events of a social gathering especially for pleasure or amusement in which idealized examples of the female gender is strongly represented.
"My sister's 21st birthday party is this Saturday. Her whole sorority will be there! You coming?"

"No. I have to have dinner with my family."

"You'd rather have dinner with your family than partake in the breastivities?"

Beastinitis

An affliction where the symptom is being a beast.
That guy just knocked that other guy out in one punch! I bet he suffers from beastinitis!
Beastinitis by beastinitis May 10, 2011

breastinitus 

when men can’t be motivated until they see breasts
I feel so unmotivated i think I have breastinitus
breastinitus by Breastinitus December 12, 2021

Breastination

When you have arrived at your chosen breastaurant.
Hey bro, what's the breastination for tonight?
Breastination by De Lorean February 3, 2017

Breastination

The final stop on the way to the breasts, usually on a 3rd date.
Sophie and I were having a good time at the movies, when the idea of a breastination came into my head.
Breastination by backotruck December 18, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026