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Shakespearience 

A bibliography of the various William Shakespeare works which one has read, heard, seen or otherwise ingested into one's brain. Literally: experience of Shakespeare.
Rosecrantz: So, what's your Shakespearience?

Guildenstern: Um... Romeo And Juliet, a sonnet or two, and that Simpsons re-enactment of Hamlet...

Shakespearience 

When you have an encounter that reminds you in any way shape or form of Shakespeare and/or any of his works.
Hey, Mrs. Leigh, I had a Shakespearience: In 500 Days of Summer he says, Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
Shakespearience by shakesgal February 3, 2010

Shitsperience 

A really horrible experience that is by no means good in any way shape or form.

May also be referred to in a sexual manner when someone engages in anal sex and shit literally ends up coming out unexpectedly either on the penis, toy etc...
Person 1: I just lost my job dude.
Person 2: Ouch, I'm sorry. I've never had that kind of shitsperience.

Sally: I let my boyfriend do it in my ass last night, and oh my god... it was a total shitsperience. There was shit all over his dick.

shazperience

An event or a series of events participated in or lived through while in the presence of The Shaz.
Last night I had the full Shazperience
shazperience by YYW June 3, 2010

Shakesperience 

An experience of, or relating to William Shakespeare.
While reading Julius Caesar I had a shakesperience.
Shakesperience by Dewwor March 27, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026