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blue dong 

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.
don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.
blue dong by pap232323 March 19, 2009
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blue ding dong 

A combination of NOS energy drink, bananas, the most intense protein powder available at your local GNC, all blended together in a blender. The bananas hide the disgusting taste of the protein mix. Best made between the hours of 1AM and 4AM
Matt Cain made some crazy blue ding dong. He doesn't remember anything from that day.
blue ding dong by zatch123 April 21, 2008

Blue Dongdongbao

A medical syndrome diagnosed by the following criteria:
- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.

- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.
He got serious with her way too quickly. Now he's got a pretty severe case of the blue dongdongbaos.
Blue Dongdongbao by Doeyyy April 22, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026