Arse Licker Share definition Flag Someone who will do anything to impress a certain person, even if they make a fool out of themselves. "Hey Joe, let me tie your shoelace for you!" "What an arse licker." Arse Licker by milldotarmy March 16, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Arse Licker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch