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Humphalumpagus 

Ron: "dude I just banged 5 girls at once"
Noah "you Humphalumpagus"

Noah: "you humfalumpagus"
Humphalumpagus by Austin01227 January 19, 2015
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humphage 

The rate at which one humps
OMG your humphage is crazy!
humphage by The_Sibbatron July 10, 2022

humpface 

1. to hump one's face
2. a face that looks as though it's been humped
Yeah, we fooled around, then I gave her a humpface.
humpface by chrisamacpherson November 12, 2007

humphead 

originally used when someone acts like a father fucker....
1. insult
2. someone really humps your head
3. when a man humps the girl giving him a blow job at the moment
HEY!!!u mother fucking father fucking humphead piece of shit!!! suck my hairy cock u fucing cuntass father fucker
humphead by Zach September 23, 2004
When you have contempt, rarity from my little pony did it ask her too if you want a good definition

It is also a term a spoiled brat or snobby rich person would use when they think they have been treated in a way that is absolutely unacceptable!
Random rich snobby person #1: Well I never! Humpha!
Random rich snobby person #2: Harumph! *adjusts monocle*
humpha by peachcupid February 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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