Gerfunkle 

1. An exclamation of dismay.

2. A teenager with a bad fashion sense.

1. Gerfunkle, the leaves i've spent hours raking have blown all over the yard!


2. Look at that chick, she's such a gerfunkle.

Gerfunkle by Mandermen. March 8, 2009

gerfunkle 

Exclaimed to brake an awkward silence

*akward silence* “gerfunkle!”

gerfunkle by lil grifff December 6, 2017

Garfunkle 

To react to something in such a manner that whatever you are drinking comes out your nose. This is primarily caused by a surprise of some sort and the surprise is typically as hilarious as the word itself.

I just about garfunkled my coffee when the monkey at the zoo threw some poop and it landed on a guy's ice cream cone.

Garfunkle by RTOTOJ March 8, 2020

grunkle stan 

mabel and dip dops great uncle

I'm grunkle Stan and you're watching Disney Channel. XD

grunkle stan by soppu chan June 18, 2017

simon and garfunkel 

great artists, paul simon is a modern american poet and art garfunkel has an amazing singing voice.
made famous in the 60s for songs such as "sounds of silence", "bridge over troubled water" and "mrs robinson"
well worth a listen, these are a duet who provide the soundtrack an era in american history.

simon and garfunkel make some great music,
the lyrics are some of the best ive ever heard.
"the words of a prophet are written on the subway wall"

simon and garfunkel by homer simpson March 24, 2005

gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub

John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.

gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007

Grunkle 

It is your great uncle but you are just too lazy to say the whole thing

Is that your grunkle peww he stinks of wee

Grunkle by doctordoo November 6, 2007