Fuckjunk

1.Frivolous purchases made during a recession.

2. Marital aids

1. My wife wanted to purchase platinum grills for her chihuahuas, but I said, "biiiitch pleeease...don't go wastin' my good money on that fuckjunk"

2. When me and my girl have sex, we always pull out our big bucket of fuckjunk. You know...porno's, lube, condoms, vibrators and other marital aid type shit.

Fuckjunk by Chrissy Black March 1, 2009

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Fuckjungle

A place that is chaotic, sketchy, or is known to produce undesirable people.

"So did you end up getting into Compton University?"
"Nah, that place was a total fuckjungle."

Fuckjungle by Chad smith has a brother Brad June 27, 2016

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fuckmunk

A diseased chipmunk that causes the vomiting out of every orifice.

He was killed by a fuckmunk.

fuckmunk by babymooseheadshit November 1, 2003

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funkjunk

Another word for bullshit

Yo he was talking shit like he Wit Da shits but it's funkjunk

funkjunk by SavageGoonNigga32 April 19, 2018

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Fuckjinki

Fuckjinki or Brandyn is a kpop tiktoker, hes really funny and kind

Stan Fuckjinki for clear skin

Fuckjinki by Anonymous amazing person January 14, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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