Glester 

A "Glester" is the act in which one man can over comsume alcohol in a short period of time which can lead to the following: Disturbing the peace, drunken stupers, debauchery, and most notably and dangerously...gloopers

"Man, I hope we don't get Glester'd tonight, I think I'm going to lock the door"

Glester by DaPacman February 27, 2009

Hurricane Glester 

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.

"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

Hurricane Glester by DaPacman March 2, 2009

D'Glester Hardunkichud 

The G.O.A.T of the west

Person 1: Who the best
Person 2: Obviously D'Glest
Person 1: D'Glester Hardunkichud?
Person 2: D'Glester Hardunkichud

D'Glester Hardunkichud by Butt Sauce May 10, 2024

geester 

Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.

Don't mess with YoPhang, he's a bad geester!

geester by sgandhi September 9, 2008

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Geester 

Noun. Greeting.

Whats up geester?

Geester by Zabass October 20, 2010

Gester 

Enthusiastic, charming and clever, Gester is good at almost anything he puts his mind to, and can make anyone laugh. Add this to his light and inquisitive personality and he has a lot of sex appeal. He is very friendly and communicative by nature, and this can sometimes be seen as flirtatious

You're one of a kind Gester

Gester by Gmboy June 8, 2021