Gehrke

The most precious of things.

Gorgeous.

Not describable by words..

Look at Gehrke over there! girls crazy fly!

by HOT BEATZZZ February 28, 2010

Gehrke

A way of talking that results from sucking on too much dick. Speech becomes slurred and sloppy because the person's tongue is numb from over-usage.

You sound awfully Gehrke today.

by Paco Pablo April 22, 2007

Gehrke

A homosexual that is so gay that he can't even get a boyfriend. When he gets tired of masturbating all by his lonesome, he usually resorts to experimenting with his dog.

That gay guy over there is such a Gehrke!

by Lesboooooooooo February 27, 2009

Hans Gehrke

Someone who blows people's minds on a daily basis with his amazing-ness.

Dude... that guy is more than awesome... he's Hans Gehrke.

by Bobby McBob Bobb April 21, 2009

Hans Gehrke

A very queer person, with long hair, and he wears the same retarded looking sweatshirt everyday. He enjoys taking it up the ass with his other queer friends. He plans to get a sex change operation when he can afford it so he can be how he always wanted to be.

"Hans, quit raping me!"
"Oh my god, that dude is such a Hans Gehrke, what an ugly sweatshirt!"

by T Dawg X February 27, 2009