Fake Jew
Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"
Dave "Can you eat pork?"
Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"
Dave "Your such a fake jew"
Dave "Can you eat pork?"
Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"
Dave "Your such a fake jew"
Fake Jew by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009
Related Words
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fake Jew
Julia Salazar, NY state senator. A Christian Zionist who became disillusioned with Israel and suddenly started claiming to be a Sephardic Jew who was anti-Zionist. Lied about her background repeatedly, e.g. saying "like most Jews, I was told as a child that Israel would protect me" at Mondoweiss.
Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.
Allegedly converted to Reform Judaism at one point, which would still make her an Ashkenazi Jew at best. She claims Sephardi identity because anti-Zionists believe this is more legitimate.
Fake jew
A half jewish- half christian person who acts all christian because they are fake.
Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah
Gets presents for both Christmas and Hanukkah
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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