jesus beard 

a man/teenager who has a beard that looks like one which jesus had. It gives the person an uncany resemblance to jesus himself.

"see last night when we were talking about Henri, her son was right behind you and i was trying to tell you to stop!"

"omg is that the guy who looks like jesus?!"

"what?"

"he looks like jesus! he has a jesus beard !"

jesus beard by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009

Jesus Beard 

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

Jesus Beard by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011

Jesus' Beard 

1. Pot;weed.

We smoked Jesus' Beard on the usual pipe.

Jesus' Beard by Haiiamhi April 5, 2009

neverending beard of jesus himself 

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

neverending beard of jesus himself by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

the bearded jesus by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

Beardless Jesus 

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

Beardless Jesus by jjamiie March 6, 2011