Porkshit

An unworthy piece of meat.

Waiter! I asked for this steak to be medium-well, not well done. What a piece of porkshit.

Porkshit by 6of1 February 21, 2009

porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"

You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!

porksmith by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

PorkShot 

When you play an FPS video game (Eg. Rainbow Six: Siege) and you fire 90% of your magazine at the enemy player missing every single shot horribly, as you pull away and head for cover, ashamed with yourself.. one stray bullet randomly hits them in the head, killing them.

(Spectating a friend playing)
Oh boy Josh is panicking here, hes missin.... ohhhh, thats a porkshot!

PorkShot by 49simmiT November 7, 2019

porksmith

A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.

The porksmith made me a sandwich.

porksmith by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Porshito

1. a type of meat
2. usually used to wrap stuff, i.e. mozzarella cheese
3. may be related to prosciutto

Moe likes to eat mozzarella cheese balls wrapped with porshito.

Porshito by Moe.Yen.Here.Faan.Ok.La May 13, 2008

porkshire 

An overweight pit bull, pit bull with eating disorder.

For sale, porkshire puppies. Father is Hampshire pig, mama is american Staffordshire. Make offer, willing to trade for bacon.

porkshire by lyndo April 28, 2015