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An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"
You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!
by Thomas Harvey September 28, 2005
A person who shapes and makes a living out of pork.
The porksmith made me a sandwich.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003