disturding

Disturbing things that happen while taking a shit.

I thought I had passed a real big one but when I looked in the toilet there was nothing there. It was disturding.

by messedupzero August 2, 2008

disturd

The action of disturbing someone in the process of taking a turd.

Alex: Yo nigga - why the fuck you disturding me right now?! Can't you smell I'm cooking?

by T. Urdburglar August 11, 2008

Disturding

Disturding

1 Adj - Causing the immediate evacuation of the bowels

2 Verb, Archaic. To 'diss' or insult someone by hurling feces at them.

1.My that Mu Shu Pork was Disturding. Passed the health inspection my ass.

2.Shakespeare - The very ape of my soul doth gleefully disturd you (MacBeth).

by Triple S. February 21, 2009