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Hash Wednesday 

An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.

It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
Hash Wednesday by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2020

Hash Wednesday 

When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.
Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026