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Hash Wednesday 

An event much like the holy Christian day of prayer and fasting. However, Hash Wednesday commands that those who partake must get baked to fuck and eat a copious amount of food.

It is customary on Hash Wednesday to begin by drawing a cross of ash on one's head. The ash must be harvested from the dankest of zoots (preferably some danky stanky Cali bud). Furthermore, the utilisation of hash noodles, dusties and other weed-related fuckery is most welcome. It is also a good point to note that Hash Wednesday follows Pancake Day, so all left-overs are to be used.
Dave: 'Alan, are you ready for Hash Wednesday?'
Alan: 'God wills it brother. I crave the calming and sweet taste of the good Kush.'
Dave: 'How much acid did you drop Alan?'
Alan: 'Yes.'
Hash Wednesday by JoshBurgerAndFries February 15, 2020

Hash Wednesday 

When you smoke a joint on Ash Wednesday and draw a cross on your forehead with the ashes.
Bob: "I didn't know you were Catholic Jim"
Jim: "I'm not it's Hash Wednesday"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026