head call

U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)

-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?

by ChrisEm February 16, 2009

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach April 26, 2016