Taxi for... 

When someone makes a cock of them self, shout taxi for (then there surname)
Also see Soccer AM and lovejoy

Man called Mr McClaran falls over a root of a tree...
his friend Mr Gates says "Taxi for McClaren"

Taxi for... by RB November 30, 2003

taxi for one 

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

taxi for one by feather-duster May 22, 2007

taxi for Brown 

Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.

Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"

taxi for Brown by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006

taxi cabs for fleas

Greyhound

We went to the Dapto Dogs to watch the skinny taxi cabs for fleas run around the track

taxi cabs for fleas by #elizabethan2010 October 29, 2017