phallatio 

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

phallatio by djdope February 13, 2009

phallatio 

Alternate spelling of phallacio.

It's simply oral sex.

phallatio by P. Lucho August 11, 2004

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

hallatious 

meaning hilarious in larger standards. Most commonly seen on Jacksfilms videos on youtube.

Jack- "That is ducking g hallatious."

hallatious by 30secondsgone March 11, 2012

phallaphobia 

The fear if penises. Especially erect.

Grace couldn't have sex with her boyfriend Kenny because of her serious phallaphobia.
Kenny couldn't show his dick to his girlfriend Grace because of her phalllaphobia.

phallaphobia by duckiemelon November 30, 2013

phallutious 

adjective. (Fah-lou-tious)
Better than sex. In a sense that what ever experience occured, the event was quite eventful, full of color, fun, and just down right dandy. In other words better than sex is reffering to the fact that it was mad radly insanely awesome.
insanely awesome

That concert was phallutious.

phallutious by Sophia T October 29, 2007

pillatio 

When you have to take the reins with a pill popper to get some noggin.

To facefuck your unconscious date.

Whenever the wife takes too many sleeping pills I treat myself to pillatio.

pillatio by Guy Mandude 69 January 31, 2022