tardhawk 

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

tardhawk by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009

tardhawk 

1.someone who wakes up in the morning with their hair sticking up in all directions.
2. the mentally retarded version of a mohawk

Goodness Brett, you look lkike a tardhawk

tardhawk by Shelly McBeal November 16, 2006

tardhawk 

1. when some one with normal hair puts the middle part into a mohawk style without shaving the sides.

2. when someone with short hair attempts a mohawk (while correctly shaving sides), resulting in a 2-inch by 1/2-inch strip of hair.

3. one who uses either of the two styles of hair mentioned above.

1,2). Guy 1: Dude. why did you get a tardhawk? your hair looks retarded now.

3). Nobody goes to a tardhawk for hair styling advice.

tardhawk by The Top Hat Kid February 26, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008