pinked in 

the act of updating your Linked In profile upon becoming another layoff statistic or getting fired and losing your job.

person a: hey man, what's up?

person b: nothing bro, i just pinked in cuz i got clipped from my job this morning.

pinked in by chickeneffer February 10, 2009

piked in the ass 

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

piked in the ass by Dicky doo September 29, 2010

punked in the duke 

When a man sticks his peener in another mans butthole.

Farnell was punked in the duke by Casey Cockril.

punked in the duke by Netch July 17, 2004

Two Pinned Inplug 

someone who interferes children. In that case likes to have sex with children.

I will not accept you application to be the caretaker for the school you fucking two pinned inplug!

Two Pinned Inplug by clarkycat September 9, 2009