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Hey, look at that toolbie! Someone stole his laundry detergent while he was trying to figure out how to use the washing machine!
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Toolie
Toolie by ❤️Hot Buns🥵 December 3, 2020
Toolies
Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolbelt
A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
Mark Toolberg
Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.
Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.
Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
Mark Toolberg by otmazletov February 12, 2013
toolie
toolie by peanuts and corn April 19, 2006