see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

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Hosea

A sweet, smart, considerate, handsome person. Someone who makes people laugh. Smile is adorable. When he smiles it makes you smile. Makes people feel comfortable. A very enjoyable person. Has beautiful long eye lashes and gorgeous brown skin. Intriguing brown eyes. Very clean. He loves shoes. Favorite color is red. He doesn't like t.v. Thinks about others and speaks intelligently and sweetly. The best you'll ever have. Someone who is very smart and good at math. Lovable, and hard to forget or let go.

Person 1: I love being around Hosea, he's so sweet.

Person 2: And he's really funny.!!

Hosea by D!@/@ April 10, 2010

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Hosea

Hosea is a fecking badass , however , he is one of the most intelligent people ever to exist , but cross him and he will literally gun you down where you stand , one day he will have a heroic death. Saving others from death .

Random idiot " Feck you Hosea "
Hosea * Shoots gun once *

*Headshot*

Hosea by IIMINUTEMENII June 4, 2019

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Hosea

Hosea is very cute, he is very quiet and thoughtful and thinks about things many times before he does them. He likes to think of things thoroughly. He’s organized and smart, he’s kind and considerate. He’s mature and responsible. He’s dependable and honest. He’s the kind of guy you want to have on your team.

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Hosea by Palmtree beach 🏖 April 12, 2019

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