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A welsh insult deriving from ancient welsh folklore. An endaf is a disgusting creature that lurks in the dark, most of the time eating mold underneath cabbage plantations. It is the only creature horrendously grotesque enough to be classed as a runt in the animal kingdom. Do not touch its boils as it enjoys it.
"Hey you look bad today mate, bit of an endaf!"

"Ahaha maate i was so drunk lastnight i smashed an endaf!"
Endaf by Iddi October 19, 2013
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endangered feces 

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.
John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry
Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC
A kind and very considerate man with a big heart. Super intelligent and tech savvy.
He's such an Edafe
Edafe by Teggggus February 5, 2020

endangered tang

The slightly tangy, gamey taste present in the flesh of endangered animals, which lends a delicious and subtle flavor to the meat.

Found in endangered species of all varieties, including sea turtle, giant panda, mountain gorilla, rhinoceros, condor, and river catfish.
Frank: "Does anybody want any more catfish?"

Charlie: "Yo dude, definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious! And you can taste that sort of endangered tang."
endangered tang by squizz222 November 28, 2011

endaznie 

a meaningless but emphatic expression used in the end of a sentence or a phrase to mark a joke or an obvious fail. Endaznie is usually pronounced louder and emphatic in the end of a sentence that makes no sense. It is commonly used in the language of the people of Belene in Bulgaria. Most of the world outside Bulgaria doesn't even suspect of this strong expression.
- Guess what I had for breakfast today?
- What?
- Shit!...Endaznieee

- Which school did you go to?
- Your mother's vagina!...ENDAZNIIIIEEE

- Hey, Ivosh!
- What?
- Endaznieeee!
endaznie by cephei April 26, 2011