This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.
Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)
and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.
And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.
Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"
by Brandon DUH January 30, 2009
To take a shit in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh turd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. The gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your ass gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. You’re welcome!
by Three Stripes June 11, 2014
by Ulvblod January 23, 2009
When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
A sexual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your ass as you jerk off.
I heard Zylus can't go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a Dutch Windmill
by Maide January 13, 2012
The act of withdrawl of the penis from the anus of your anal sex partner followed by circular twirling of the penis around the mouth of that person. In extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
I gave your little sister a Dutch Windmill NOT because I would like it, but because I knew YOU would hate it!
by 256berserker March 10, 2010
A sexual position where the female is on top and she rotates around making a windmill motion with her legs.
by pyromanx January 13, 2006