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Never-Ending Shit Parade 

A string of really bad days or experiences.
Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

never-ending shit parade 

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

shit on your parade 

Said before telling someone bad news.
(Another way of saying rain on your parade.)
I hate to shit on your parade, but your dog just died.

Paradise Shit 

The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.
Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX 

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026