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patamobile 

I Tex-Mex phrase stating that you're too poor to get a car so you have to get around using your feet.
e.g. 1
person a)Hey ese how did you get here?
person b) pos tu sabes loosly translated into(you know) I used the patamobile!

e.g. 2
person a) check it out vato, I got some new J's for the patamobile!
person b) my bad ese I upgrated to a 6 cylinder

e.g. 3
Hey can you give me a ride to the store in your patamobile?
patamobile by Felicia Garcia October 22, 2007
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playmobile 

An adjective used to describe how tight and swagged out your night was. Can also be used to describe fucking sick a party was.
Dude I totally railed that girl last night, so playmobile. She was so fucking hot and totally wanted it.
playmobile by toysrus93 November 1, 2011

painmobile 

Another word for "ambulance".
A vehicle equipped for taking sick or injured people to and from the hospital .
yo i just heard the painmobile cruise through, someone must be hurt like a mofo!
painmobile by Geniewitabeanie February 7, 2023

pratmobile 

A car which has been modified in such a way that the owner and his friends think it's the bee's knees but everybody else thinks it makes (usually) him or (rarely) her look a complete knob head. The typical pratmobile is a small, practical, inoffensive car such as a VW Polo, Ford Fiesta, Vauxhall Corsa, or even a Fiat Panda, that has had a seriously loud and illegal megaphone exhaust fitted and possibly dropped suspension, and is piloted by somebody who fondly imagines that he can drive like Lewis Hamilton. It may also be a larger family car that has been inappropriately tarted up.
Rodney (to Del Boy): "You take the van and I … no, I'll take the van and you take the pratmobile."
pratmobile by Beermat September 25, 2020

Patmobile 

A 3-wheeled contrivance, propelled by means of many small shakes.

The shakes are provided by old ladies, who have contracted them through a lifetime of the over indulgence in vigorous sexual activity.

The device has a hinge at the front and two handles at the back, into which the shakes are fed.

The shakes are then passed through an pulpatator, transforming it into patential energy.
Behold, one patmobile approacheth !
*20mins later* Behold ! The same patmobile approacheth.
*35mins later* One patmobile has moved on. . . .

Paramobile 

Any vehicle that is drawn to, and/or attracts out of the ordinary, unexplainable situations without input from the operator, and/or passengers.
Paramobiles have frequent and unexplainable situations and/or encounters which are often reported as follows:

Initiation of systems without input. i.e., engine, radio, sun roof, etc starting, opening and/or engaging without input from an operator.
Attacks and/or damage by animals and/or creatures who's identity and genetic origin is without a scientific example recorded elsewhere. No one will believe you either.

Entities showing up within headlight range, possibly even in the road, then disappearing without being run over.

Unexplained scents, movements, etc, within the interior of the vehicle.

An unexplained draw to odd places, i.e.:

breaking down in front of an alligator farm;

long stretch of lonely road with no cell tower within range for help;

in front of isolated boot hill cemeteries;

off ramp of busy highway during 5 o'clock traffic, with perhaps half a house being hauled on a truck behind you; unexplained apparitions of passengers who appear and disappear within the confines of the vehicle.

Many other examples exist, yet are too numerous to list here. If you can identify with one of these situations, you can, most likely, add an odder descriptive from your own experience.
Paramobile by Trystia June 19, 2009