A hot mess

A person who is a handful, he/she is a piece of work, and or a colorful character.

Don is a hot mess! He's cantankerous, cranky and onery.

A hot mess by Sharon King November 15, 2006

A hot mess

(NOUN) term used to describe somebody that has NO REASON to look the way that they are lookin at the time. also describes somebody who is lookin like a DAMN FOOL.

ayy nigga, ya guh is lookin a HOT ASS MESS wit dem tight ass pants and floodin ass shirt she got on. whats wrong wit er' cuz?!!

A hot mess by GANGSTA-PRINCESS November 21, 2003

A hot mess

at hot mess is when something just aint' right or off da chain

Oh she looks a Hot mess tryin' to wear dem Low rise jeans wit her ass and gut hangin out

A hot mess by jalisa December 9, 2003

A hot mess

Semen

I blew a hot mess on her face.

A hot mess by GemmeOuttaHere December 8, 2018

A hot mess

Usually the result of a hangover, a hot mess can be described as the diahrea or abnormal bowel movements you have the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

"Where's chris?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom makin' a hot mess"

A hot mess by james613 November 18, 2005

Egress a Hot Mess 

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.

Egress a Hot Mess by natfipples November 7, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019