An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007

by --Bec-- January 17, 2005

to hoon is to consume unholy amounts of alcohol.
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
if you consume large amounts of beverages on the reggy you are known to all as a hooner however if you are tame you are known to all as a shooner (shit hooner)
by fraserthehooner September 19, 2013

an insulting term used to describe the physical or verbal mannerisms and actions of those with a particularly samll mental disposition - i.e. - proper nut job
1. Didge backed the golf buggy into the flower pot - what a hoon!
2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!
3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
2. You are such a hoon it's untrue!
3. You proper fuckin hooned that shot didnt ya?
by didge September 26, 2006

1. Jason just plucked a long black hoon out of his weiner.
2. Chris got drunk and wrecked his new car. What a hoon!
2. Chris got drunk and wrecked his new car. What a hoon!
by meela June 30, 2005

by rachel gelman September 18, 2004

by Jake February 07, 2005
