Funny Boning

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.

Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else

Funny Boning by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021

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Funny Boning

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.

Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

Funny Boning by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

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Funny boning

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.

Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!

Funny boning by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

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Fanny flickingly boring

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.

"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."

Fanny flickingly boring by Sex.Kitten. April 15, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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