HMFTG 

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.

Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!

HMFTG by PTMonk January 6, 2009

Hmft 

A word geoff uses way too much and no one knows what it means.

Victim:"(absolutely anything)"
Geoff: "hmft"

Hmft by Extraordinarilyspongy December 19, 2021

HMFT 

Popular term in Reddit that means Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT while I do a backflip over a fire

HMFT by GrayArty October 22, 2019

heftgar

Someone who judges others for acquiring assistance/help. A heftgar mostly has a larger body weight than an average human.

Man, John can be a real heftgar sometimes.

heftgar by Thinn3r May 19, 2021

hmwtgs

hit me with that gay shit

Person 1: do you want to watch Peppa Pig?
Person 2: hmwtgs.

hmwtgs by Nxybi September 11, 2019