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schlobland 

A vulgarization of "shrubland"
An underappreciated gem of a joke
See also It's not a cardboard cut-out! and Karma Sutra
Geography Teacher: "Ok, boys, open ur books to page 33. We're studying shrublands today..."
Andrew: "Shlobland!"
Everybody: *Laugh out loud*
Prav (consumed by jealousy): "Gaaard! That was a sad joke!"
Andrew: "What? Didn't you hear everybody laugh?"
Prav: "Sorry, man, i was just jealous. Actually, those other jokes u made that i claimed were sad were also really funny. I'm sorry, but i get a bit envious of ur comic prowess occasionally and feel a need to put other people down. I'm a piece of shit.
schlobland by Wordup November 20, 2003
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schlobians

A group of people that are shlobie’s biggest fans
The schlobians are uniting!
schlobians by Schlobie March 1, 2019
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He's amazing!
Oren Schotland by hahaUrMommy April 29, 2022

country mile 

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*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

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