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threadscum 

The offensive words written by users who have nothing more to do than insult other users, usually the kind, humorous and intelligent regulars.
"Thanks threadfriends for hosing the threadscum away from me while I was away."

"I see my threadstalker is posting threadscum as usual."

"Put on your waders, the threadscum is getting deep here."

"Only he can take going green as a plea to create more threadscum."
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Threadschmidting 

When you offer to purchase something from someone for far less than it is actually worth (usually in a very underhanded or deceitful way).
Alex offered me $200 for my $1000 bottle of bourbon, but I was wise to his threadschmidting ways.

Alex: “How about I buy that bottle off you for $250”.
Joe: “Man, you know it’s worth $1,000”
Alex: “But the wax is scratched
Joe: “Quit threadschmidting with your scrawny ass.”

Threadsurrection 

In discussion forums when old threads are reasponded to from several years go and everyone else wonders how and why the thread was brought back to life. Usually, any questions in the original thread have been answered and are no longer pertinent. Rarely are the original posters still active.
"Who's responding to these posts from 4 years ago?"

"Berg was on a threadsurrection kick last night."
Threadsurrection by Fresh Pants April 26, 2007

threadsecutioner 

Very similar to the Thread Killer, the Threadsecutioner is an individual who kills an online discussion. Whether on a message board or a comment on a Facebook wall post, the threadsecutioner's contribution almost always ends the discussion.

The threadsecutioner's intentions are pure, but his actions are disastrous.
Commenter 1: Climate change is absolutely real! The vast majority of scientists agree on that!

Commenter 2: The science is flawed, and there's a significant number of scientists who think it's all bogus!

Threadsecutioner: Hey guys, here are 16 links to stories about this very topic!

*****silence*****
threadsecutioner by JoeIncognito December 18, 2010

tradscum 

A Person Who Thinks They are Traditonalist While In reality they are just People who try to pose as Traditonalist. And behave like scum to everyone. So Tradscum
Look at bugga bugga and nishachar such a Tradscum
tradscum by Animeavihintama May 29, 2020

Threadcrumbs 

Leaving articles of clothing behind so as to intentionally, or perhaps unintentionally, reveal your location
Her fiance came home to find a trail of threadcrumbs leading to the bedroom
Threadcrumbs by popicon August 11, 2021

threadcrumbs 

1. a series of connected articles of clothing that leads to information or evidence of the whereabouts of the person who wore them;

2. links to sources, through URLs or other reference, that offers secondary navigation on how a person came to their understanding.
1. the boyfriend entered the apartment finding the trail of threadcrumbs leading to the bedroom where she was waiting, wearing only a smile.

2. the blogger left numerous threadcumbs to better understand her position on underwater basket weaving.
threadcrumbs by popicon August 12, 2021