spanglish- a combination of the spanish word "pedo" meaning "fart" and the english word "file". A compendium in which masterfully crafted flatulence is chronicled either by its creator or a witness to said excellence. Usually specimens are categorized by Volume (loudness), length (usually approximations),humidity levels and ofcourse odor.
Yesterday, on my way out of the office, i silently inscensed a trail of putridity for my fellow staff to relish in, without a sign of guilt on my face i thought to myself "now theres one for the pedo-file"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'