Shit Hawk

A term used frequently by Mr. Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park Supervisor from the Trailer Park Boys. Usually used to instill fear in the boys, mainly Bubbles.

Lahey: I'm watching you boys, like a Shit Hawk. A Shit Hawk.

Bubbles: Julian, what's a Shit Hawk?!

Julian: Don't worry about him. He's just drunk.

Shit Hawk by WHIZ WIT December 8, 2009

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shit hawk

a big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you and carries you away back to its big shitty nest.

im not afraid of no fucking shit hawks

shit hawk by olliver clothsoff January 3, 2009

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shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

shit hawk by me November 19, 2003

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shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person

"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.

shit hawk by ArmyDave October 25, 2006

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shit hawk

a big shitty bird that flies around and poops on you, commonly found on the St Mary's College of Maryland Jeffrey William Bennett campus.

Dude One: Dude, did you see that fucking shit hawk?
Dude Two: No man, it shit on me before I saw it.

shit hawk by cjwizzle September 17, 2011

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shit hawk

aka a faux hawk
a stripe of slightly longer hair on a male which is geled up to resemble a mohawk, but there is hair longer than stubble on the sides of the head.
referes to faux hawks for guys only; except in the circumstance of if the girl's side hair is longer than 1.5 inches and her hawk is shorter than 3 inches-then it's a shit hawk instead of a chick hawk

he wanted a mohawk, but his mom said no so he got a shit hawk instead.

shit hawk by deathmuffin November 23, 2006

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shit hawk

To shit upon another's head in a stripe fashion to mimic a mohawk

I just gave a shit hawk to my partner last night.

shit hawk by Dirt Patrol January 11, 2008

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