Suck Pump 

One who is a kiss ass at work

I hate working with Charlie, he is such a suck pump

Suck Pump by Scott November 19, 2003

suck pump 

a word that’s often used by redrain to a numerous amount of people

possibly meaning is to suck dick

redrain: you suck pump
person: nah, i’m not gay

suck pump by sadcitizen March 11, 2018

suck n pump 

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.

“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”

suck n pump by Mm21 May 29, 2021

suck pumps 

A synonym of the name of a local band known for always losing the popular vote at battle of the bands, but winning the judge, also known as scenesters vote, so much like the U.S. President, they are falsely given credit for being better than they are. particularly a band that gives way too much musical credit to shitty assed bands like devo, and think its great to be 30 years old and fully peaked mentally and ability wise in life by performing shitty music for shitty 20 year old scenesters.

scenester "man the sump pumps are playing tonight, I'm fucking stoked!"
scenesters unfortunate friend "you mean the suck pumps, yeah I would love to go pay cash to see the same group of 30 year old underemployed losers and alcoholics who go to every show"

suck pumps by Nick Ne. September 16, 2007

suck my pumpkin 

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

suck my pumpkin by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

suckpump 

A male who is not cool and often deemed as "gay" or a "fag" by others, insinuating that this male loves to suck penis.

Julio's pissing me off right now. I'm gonna go punch that suckpump right in the face.

suckpump by M Night Thunder January 3, 2010