profalactives

Condoms. What you wrap your wacker with.

Retard 1: Dude! She totally wants me.
Retard 2: She's been everywhere. Better use your profalactives.

by iNella December 30, 2009

Profalactic

Scientific word for a condom.

"Make sure to use a profalactic, you don't wanna get that woman pregnant!"

by SxFxZ August 9, 2007

Profalactive Pentagon

A rubber room

When I was in jail I was in the profalactive pentagon.

by Chris&Annee November 11, 2021