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bizznatch 

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON

bizzlotch 

A bitch, bizzle-atch, bizznatch, etc., who just did something disgusting or is merely disgusting by nature. Coined in Heidelberg, Germany by two U.S. Army soldiers at 5 a.m. after St. Patrick's Day 2002 when a 6'2" black man with a huge-ass dome threw up corned beef, cabbage and 15 screwdrivers in the small hotel's hallway.
(Two drunk soldiers stagger into the hotel room.)

"Hey, bizzlotch, did you puke in the hallway?"
bizzlotch by Lord Zoltar October 9, 2005
Variation of "be-otch" or "bitch." A more sociably acceptable term, given it won't catch old religious people's attention when yelled in public.
The crazy biznotch kickflipped over the cow.
biznotch by Lord Lizard June 27, 2003
Basically just the word Bitch with izz added to it. See also Shizznit
"Aint nuthin but hoes and bizznitches"
bizznitch by T Stratton August 14, 2002

bizznatchius 

A biatch,to be curt. A friendly, yet meaningful way of describing someone you know who is, or indeed acts like a biatch. Whether this person acts like a biatch some of the time, or all of the time (which usually is the case), they are without doubt a bizznatchius maximus.
Yo, whaddup bizznatchius...why you trippin'?!?!

Hey homeslice, did you tell that bizznatchius maximus to bring his broke ass down the da bar?

Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch 

The art of dipping your hand in peanut butter while getting blown and slapping the girl in the face and saying "how do you like me now BIZZNITCH"
Guy-OMG
Girl-WHAT?
GUY Peanut Butter Smack ... How do you like me now Bizznitch