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pube spider 

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.
harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!
pube spider by zimplr December 11, 2013

Pube Spider 

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.
Pube Spider by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

pube spider 

one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat

One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!
He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.

Spiderpubes 

When a man's wet pubes stick to the inside of his thighs, resembling a scraggly spiderweb.
"Today, I looked down in the shower and noticed that I had massive spiderpubes."
Spiderpubes by Psas May 24, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026