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Sprigget 

A Small fairy-like creature that resides in the fat folds of Rosie O'Donnell's stomach and body. Usually very pail and very moist causing its wings to not work.
Ryan: Dude did you see that chick?
Andrew: Ya dude she probably has warring tribes of spriggets with all those fat folds!

Dylan: Dude she got so fat this past year...
Ryan: Ya man she went from 30 to at least a thousand spriggets. So gross.

Brett: Dude What do you think the sprigget count is on those lovehandles?
Chris: Oh jeez man....has to be at least 20,000. They have to be lovin it
Sprigget by Dankmaster December 22, 2008
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Salient Spriggets 

The leader of the army of small adorable bunny people (Asura) who sole goal in life is to recruit other bunny people and exterminate the tall population. Humans, Norns, Chars, Pumpkins (plant people) are inferior and must be put to rest not for him, but for their own good. Our lord and savior Bunny Hitler will bring Smalls to the promise lands and will not stop till all Talls are eradicated. Not all Smalls will make it. Even though they are part of the master race some have the putrid ugly and most be put down. The Uglys tarnish the look of the Smalls and make them lower as a race. The Talls & Uglys that except their impurities and devote their life to the cause can live long enough to see the paradise at the end of the War. Spriggets is more than just a bunny person he is the messenger of God ascending pass all other and doing the work bestowed upon him. You should praise him anytime you see him for he is doing what other lack the power to do.
ALL HAILL SALIENT SPRIGGETS!!!! HITLER TO THE TALL!!!! BELOVED KING OF THE BUNNY NATION!!!!!!
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N or A - ITs a word that SOUNDS racial but isnt. It can be used in an argurement cause people usually dont know what it means. Its really where the water comes out of a hose. So if someone calls you one dont get angry and beat the crap outta him anyway.
Use' a SPIGGET!
that kids a damn spigget
I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN THE SPIGGET!

COME GET YOUR DICK SUCKED!

-defined by Chris, Scott, Brian
Spigget by Brian Rothawits XD February 13, 2005

spragget 

A conjunction of Water spigot and Bracket

Used in a derogatory manner to denounce someone. - a light hearted crack at a friend
Kyle hasn’t gone to the gym in 2 weeks and now he can’t do the warm up. What a spragget
spragget by The Gnasty April 11, 2019

Lenny Spriggatorous Rex 

Lenny Spriggatorous Rex as a child found little love despite suffering for severe autism. Lenny generally being a fucking doughnut who leaves his phone in fridge and freezers, loves a good cupboard and long walks on the beach. Lenny's commonly used statment is 'Didn't you know that' in order to make up for his lack of masculinity.
Look it's Lenny Spriggatorous Rex, he's been looking in empty cupboards for three hours now.
a contagious disease that tastes good with crackers
The spriget is killing me mmmmmmm....... Spriget

spriggety 

The act of getting "spry", or the active state of being.

Resourceful and unyeilding.
"hey man what are you up to tonight?"

"gettin spriggety"
"nice, sounds like a good time. maybe i should bring some forties and keep the good times chiming?"
"yeah, def. see you in a bit."
spriggety by websterdewisco January 10, 2012