twisticated 

Superlative form of twisted. Beyond merely twisted.

Jesus Christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my ass crack somehow just now.

I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.

There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.

twisticated by Jason Thompson December 22, 2008

Twastigated 

Twastigated means to be Twisted and Agitated at the same time.

I'm having a party and 50% of my guests just cancelled, the shrimp is rotten, i'm feeling so Twastigated right now.

Twastigated by Bernadette Ferdinand May 19, 2009

Twasticated

Something that is twasted

Your face is so twasticated

Twasticated by Dommo September 21, 2005

Twistrated

Adj. The emotion of frustration associated with learning how to use Twitter, commonly felt by new Twitter users.

Q: "Why the long face?"
A: "I just signed up on twitter"
Q: "and thats a bad thing?"
A: "I can't figure out how to navigate this damn website! I'm completely twistrated!"

Twistrated by Annoyed Twitter user April 3, 2009