houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused

girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows

houdini weenie by quarrion October 31, 2011

Houdini Weenie

When having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, when she turns around thinking your done,cum on her face.

I was like a magican and pulled a Houdini weenie as a trick.

Houdini Weenie by The Amazing Pudges November 18, 2003

Houdini weenie

Someone who cant keep theyre silly willy in there pantsy wantsy, and it always finds a way out like Houdini.

Jerome is such a Houdini weenie, 3 girls in one night. He really can't stop it from escaping.

Houdini weenie by MOMO THE WIZARD April 28, 2022

weenie houdini 

a person who can do some real magic on the male reproductive organ. in laimens terms, you can make the penis erect and ejaculate semen.. thereof giving him the best orgasm ever!

That girl i fucked last night is a real weenie houdini, you think im kiddin?!?

I feel like I would marry that betch any second if she could satisfy me like a real weenie houdini.

So, you a weenie houdini or what?

weenie houdini by emily and danielle December 9, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008