Mr. Google 

Used to anthropromorphize the popular search engine.

1. Hey, how should I know who Morphine's singer was...ask Mr Google.
2. Lemme ask Mr. Google where the nearest pizza place is.

Mr. Google by Scott Mansfield December 21, 2008

Mr. Google 

An apparent reference to early 20th century cartoon character Barney Google, who also inspired the 1923 song "Barney Google (with the Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes)". Used in an intertitle halfway into the 1928 silent screwball comedy "The Patsy", when Patricia 'the patsy' (played by Marion Davies), playing crazy, shoos away her mother so she can be alone with her sister's boyfriend.

Begone! It's Mr. Google!
OK —MNX.

Mr. Google by Johannes Aquila June 18, 2023

Mr Google Translate 

A man who claims he can translate something but when he translates it it either completely gets it wrong or gets the important part.

What ever you do do not ask advice from Mr google translate

Mr Google Translate by ()!@#$%Hello world November 13, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016